Freedom Is Relative
"Yes, ma'am? What's the trouble?"
"There's a strange man tying firecrackers to cats' tails and setting them off!"
"Hmmm! That's no way to honor the 4th of July! I'll put a stop to this right now!"
"Oh! It's you, Mr. Doody! I had no idea, Mr. Doody! Go right ahead, Mr. Doody!"
"It's okay everyone! It's only Howdy Doody celebrating American independence by blowing up cats' tails! Go back to what you were doing!"