Freedom Of Choice
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In a shameless bid for the women's vote, Mitt Romney declared he would protect America's toddlers from Casey Anthony, or anyone with Casey or Anthony in their name.
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Not to be outdone, Michele Bachmann said she would protect the citizens of Whoville, whom only she can hear.
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Believing God has already elected him as president, Rick Santorum signs executive orders on anything anybody hands him.
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To show he has nothing to hide, Tim Pawlenty invites schoolchildren to search his scalp for head lice.
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If elected, Jon Huntsman promises no distractions from running the country by keeping his family behind an invisible fence.
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Herman Cain spends most of his time convincing white conservatives that he's not going to enslave them.
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Always the maverick, Ron Paul tries to hypnotize a New Hampshire audience into embracing the gold standard.
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Newt Gingrich is also courting the hypnotized vote, employing wife Callista at fundraising events.
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Still weighing her options, Sarah Palin fears she may not be crazy enough to win the 2012 nomination.
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