Suffocate The Vote
Fear not -- I'll probably write something once the glorious high has faded. Until then, luxuriate in my mellifluous voice as Doug Lain asks what makes US elections so goddamned special. Then, as an added treat, I'll be live Tweeting the countdown to Obama 2.0 sometime after cocktail hour. So all of your Perrin needs are met.
Now get out there and make America even better -- or crazier. The Founders are watching. Don't test their wrath.