Why Do You Support Barack Obama?

"Father always liked Negroes, even when he thought they were cannibals. Plus, he's dead, so that helps." Christopher Buckley



"Like, you can't comprehend the full scope of the man. Dig? He's so far above us, it's -- it's like a god walking among insects, man. Yeah! Wait -- what was I saying?" Dennis Hopper



"Isn't it obvious?" Christopher Hitchens